thegreatestinventionever

seek truth

People say “uggh I can’t believe you’re making ::insert subject:: an issue. Did you know there are ::insert random group of people:: ::insert horrible verb:: in/of ::third world country::?”

I’m like: “Yea I know. However my ass is too poor to buy a plane ticket to go assist them and all the fucks with the money are only worried about getting more money.”

scottthepilgrim:

im out of class now and im ready to suck a tity

I prefer a full titty personally..

piquic:

rich people be like “oh my shoe untied, I’ll buy a new one

(via retiredjesus)

artsyartichoke:

No one defines you but you.  

By Artsy Artichoke

(via teamrocketing)

“Happiness begins with you. Not with your relationship, your friends, or your job. But with you.”

—   Mandy Hale (via w-ritings)

(Source: iwaschangedforgood, via civilwhore)

spoopycapaldii:

We’re up all night to get spoopy

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we’re up all night to get spoopy

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we’re up all night to get spoopy

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we’re up all night to get spoopy

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(via danforth)

little-purple-people:

silently—drowning:

dreamybean:

starfleetinginterest:

what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent

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I think this is my favourite tumblr post of all time

(via stromaeweather)

(Source: thepipeman420)